Jimmy's Tragedy

Jimmy was a stupid guy
And the neighborhood had only one wish
To poison his Friday Fish
Because they knew he would die

Jimmy was an old-ass dude
The neighbor kids said he was too rude
So they played him a bunch of tricks
Because he was a big prick

A tragedy of blood and sweat
A parody public unrest
A drama of stupidity
And old Jimmy doesn't know what to say

So they tied him up with vines
Shot him in the chest a bunch of times
And then threw his body far away
Into the Hudson Bay

Then the governor's police force came
In the prison cells they were so tame
When interrogated and asked why
They all told a lie

A tragedy of blood and sweat
A parody public unrest
A drama of stupidity
And old Jimmy doesn't know what to say

And so goes Jimmy's tragedy
He was killed in total anarchy
For old Jimmy only had to die
Because he wouldn't share his pie

A tragedy of blood and sweat
A parody public unrest
A drama of stupidity
And old Jimmy doesn't know what to say anymore