Meeting In The Ladies Room

Uh-oh
I had to leave my condo to come to this
Well, I'm back but this time I'm with my man
And these women are puttin' their hands all over his
Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought

And I'm much, much unhappy about that
I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW
A basic woman but if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous
Uh-oh

I've got a meeting in the ladies room (I don't need this)
I'll be back real soon (that's what I get for being in the neighborhood)
I've got a meeting in the ladies room (where's my jewelry?)
I'll be back real soon (can we talk?)

I don't know
But I think you better watch your man
(Girl, you better watch your man)
'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can (all the girls are watching him)
If you wanna be sure
You best go powder your nose
(Go on and powder your nose)
'Cause you wanna look good
When you step on the floor
That's why

I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon

Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
Mmm, everybody sing it like
Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh

Stepped through the door
They were standing in line (these ladies took their time)
Smoking funny cigarettes
And taking their time (guess what must be on their minds)

Somebody pass me a mirror (hurry up)
'Cause I ain't got much time (quick, I got to get right back)
'Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind
That's why

I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon (I told my man)
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon

Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
Mm, everybody sing it like
Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
Don't be a Freak-a-zoid

Walked on the floor
And everybody was jamming
They're playing my favorite song
Got me singing along
Can't turn your back for a minute
Somebody's rocking my man
And girl
They're doing like nobody else can
Watch out, watch out, watch out

Excuse me, lady
This man's with me
I don't like to share
You can plainly see
He looks good
Good enough to eat
But believe me, lady
He belongs to me, yeah

I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh)
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
Be back real soon
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon

Don't slap me
'Cause I'm not in the mood
Don't, don't
Don't slap me
'Cause I'm not in the mood
Don't slap me
'Cause I'm not in the mood
Don't slap me
'Cause I'm not in the mood

I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh)
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh)
I've got a meeting in the ladies room (get yourself some business, baby)
I'll be back real soon