I Hate Prep School

Man, this place fucking sucks yo
Fuck prep school man
This place is bullshit

That party last night
Oh wait, that's right, it never fucking happened
That's why I sat alone
Locked in my dorm room
Just fuckin' rappin'
Fewer dime pieces than an empty piggy bank
Don't got no weed, don't got no drank
Get so depressed
In the student center
Fall asleep
And forget to eat dinner

Can't tell you what I learned in school
Most likely caused by how much I burned in school
Only way to get by in this place
Is just to throw down the money
And buy yourself a vape
Of course we got some other strategies
Step one, grab some Skoal, and pack of Faggy D's
Step two, find something to spit in, please
Step three, leave it for forty-five minutes at least

When I look back
I wonder why did I come here
It's only been two months, I can't believe I got a whole year
I'm so done with high school, like a fucking drop out
Fuck, where's my keycard
And I'm locked out

That party last night
Oh wait, that's right, it never fucking happened
That's why I sat alone
Locked in my dorm room
Just fuckin' rappin'
Fewer dime pieces than an empty piggy bank
Don't got no weed, don't got no drank
Get so depressed
In the student center
Fall asleep
And forget to eat dinner

Man, I hate prep school (Ayy!)
Hate restrictions (Ayy!)
Hate every little rule (Ayy!)
Feel like I'm back in middle school (Ayy!)

Now tell me what I'm supposed to do, to
Have fun on this campus, dude
This place sucks, and that's the truth
Prep school goggles got me thinkin' that ugly girls is cute
So I'll go on about just patiently waitin'
Count down the days 'till my second graduation
Only six more months until Summer vacation
Can't wait 'till I get the fuck out of this place and
Party my ass off like Ash Roth
Get higher than a space ship, blast off
Fears goin' down, I'm gettin' wasted, that's all
Prep school is like a pillow
'Cause that bitch is so soft

That party last night
Oh wait, that's right, it never fucking happened
That's why I sat alone
Locked in my dorm room
Just fuckin' rappin'
Fewer dime pieces than an empty piggy bank
Don't got no weed, don't got no drank
Get so depressed
In the student center
Fall asleep
And forget to eat dinner

Man I hate prep school (Ayy!)
Hate these classes (Ayy!)
Girls have small asses (Ayy!)
Wish I could just get plastered (Ayy!)

Man I hate prep school!