Zlodej i shapka (translation)

Sometime someone came to the market
He came up to the very first store
"Hey, seller, think as fast as you can,
What kind of clothes should I buy in your store?
My character is evil, my desire is power,
I have a hot blood, I have a ferocious passion.

I want people who'll see me
To always pass by afraid of me
So they will understand right away, what kind of soul I have."

Seller understood - it's not an easy deal
What to offer to him?
"I don't want to insult you, buddy
But it's better to never see people like you.
I think I know what might fit you
Your hot character everybody will understand right away."

And he opened an old chest
Took out hat and said:
"There was a time when Carl the Great worn it!"

"That's just what I need!" - Villain smiled.
He was admiring his new hat
All the way home; imagining and taking a pride on himself
He was looking in the mirror in his bedroom all day
But when he took off his new hat, some trouble had happened to him
His head fell on the ground with his new hat!

"I want people who'll see me
To always pass by afraid of me
So they will understand right away, what kind of soul I have."