Da Bullshit (Skit)

[The Mo Thug Family Reunion Intro
Plays on the car stereo. Pager goes off.]
Krayzie:
Damn, your shit
Goin' off, nigga, damn.
Friend:
Damn, I know this ain't this bitch callin' me again,
Man, on some bullshit. Call this ho back and see what
The fuck she talkin'
'bout now.
Krayzie:
Still fuckin' with them
Fatal-ass bitches, nigga.
Friend:
Damn. Petty-ass
Bitches.
[ Phone rings,
Baby cries ]
Bitch:
Sorry-ass niggas, I
Know this him.
Male Voice:
Okay,
Uh....
Bitch:
Hello?
Friend:
Man, what the
Fuck is up?
Bitch:
Who the fuck is
Shaniqua...
Krayzie:
Damn, she louder than a
Muthafucka! Flippin' on your ass!
Bitch:
...who fuck is Dominique,
And who the fuck is Nicole?!
Friend:
Hey, hold up, bitch,
Hold the fuck up.
Bitch:
Fuck this! I am
So tired of you.
Friend:
Tired of me? Bitch,
I'm tired of your ass!
Bitch:
You know what, I can't believe
A muthafuckin' thing you tell me.
Friend:
You ain't got to believe a
Muthafuckin' thing, and you know what? Fuck you!
Krayzie:
Damn! Damn, nigga! Look at them hoes--hey--look at
Them hoes on the corner, nigga, look! Look at them
Hoes right there,
Nigga,
Damn!