Mad Racket

[Verse 1]
Mother's got a lover half as old as she
Father's got a gamblin' house down in Capri
Sister Sue's a junkie dope and L.S.D
Sells her ass to the Arabs while others get it free

[Pre-Chorus]
So I'm the black sheep
The only hang up I've got
Is an old guitar
And a cat named Liesalott

[Chorus]
Mad racket...you've got it
Mad racket...you've got it

[Verse 2]
Women's undergarments are Simon's bag
He's a transvestite, he's a fag
Auntie Ann is a schizo, crazy as they come
She thinks she's a chicken stickin' feathers in her bum

[Pre-Chorus]
So I'm the black sheep
The only hang up I've got
Is an old guitar
And a cat named Liesalott

[Chorus]
Mad racket...you've got it
Mad racket...you've got it

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Mad racket...you've got it
Mad racket...you've got it
Mad racket...you've got it
Mad racket...you've got it
Mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad
With an old guitar
And a cat named Liesalott