Kansas City Shuffle

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]
Move to the side, what's wrong with ya?
They say them Kansas City boys ain't strong enough
To break through to mainstream and flourish up
We them niggas eatin' your pourage up
You suckas need to check Billboard, 3 out of 4 is us
Year after year done tore it up, the boards is us
We snatching and y'all ain't even got no hops
Just a video, and some radio spots
That ain't nothing to 202 shows yearly touring
And the bracket that your still enduring ain't close enough
To count your eggs before they hatch there, homie
Might appreciate your assets, homie, game over
We are the blueprint of what to follow
Fresh heir of a new tomorrow
So don't get it twisted and get tricked now on your hustle, look away!
It's the Kansas City Shuffle, I told you

[Chorus: Kutt Calhoun & Krizz Kaliko]
Kansas
Believe only half of what you see
City
And nothing that you may hear
It's never the way it's seems
Shuffle
An illusion of known reality
Oooooohhhh
What the eyes see in here
The brain will follow the lead
Kansas
We are a secret society of fiends
City
Conspiring to deceive all minds
Leaving 'em puzzled
Shuffle
Now that I have your attention, I'll mention
Oooooohhhh
You have just fell victim
To what's called the Kansas City Shuffle

[Verse 2: Kutt Calhoun]
The juggernauts of the independent game have surfaced
For reconcilable change of survice
Stood away in the shadows as this rap thang came to deterring
Left to burn in the flame in furnace
Somebody dial 9-1-1, and we attempting to rescue
Hip-Hop honor and heritage from a cesspool
Cardiac arrest, closed arteries, clogged vessels
Whoever was in charge wasn't feeding her with the best foods
Giving mouth to mouth, pulse keep decreasing
We checking for vital signs, don't think shes breathing
And flatline, only 7 minutes atop
To resuscitate her we need a big adrenaline shot
To get pierced through the chest plate and puncture the heart, it's weak
Eyes wide open, I think we found us a heart beat
No thanks necessary, doing our job
Just when you thought the Midwest was odd, we gon' hit you with the

[Chorus: Kutt Calhoun & Krizz Kaliko]
Kansas
Believe only half of what you see
City
And nothing that you may hear
It's never the way it's seems
Shuffle
An illusion of known reality
Oooooohhhh
What the eyes see in here
The brain will follow the lead
Kansas
We are a secret society of fiends
City
Conspiring to deceive all minds
Leaving 'em puzzled
Shuffle
Now that I have your attention, I'll mention
Oooooohhhh
You have just fell victim
To what's called the Kansas City Shuffle

[Outro]
Kutt, Kutt, Kutt!

What's up, what's up, what's up
Shit man, what's up

What the hell is wrong with you boy?
You smoking wet?

Aw shit man
I'm having a long fucking day man
But as far as that Kansas City shit man
Who gon' blow up man
I don't know man
I'll leave that shit up to y'all man
I'll get with y'all man
I'll holla at ya

What the fuck did he just say?

I don't know man

That motherfucka is high as hell