Tango

Once again yea make way for the
S.O.V

Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth,
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a car wash
Now washing you will be like washing a goth all that black lipsticks round their gobs,
How the fuck do we get it off I think this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter dint ya!
See you still got
Orange fingers!

[Chorus]
Wot network are you on "orange"
Color of your bathwater "orange"
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange [Repeat: x2]

Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like
The tango man do the tango do the tango [Repeat: x2]

"its the gone-wrong salon"
Your clothes keep wripping like your the female incredible hulk,
You gotta broken bra, a broken top, a broken phone n a broken coat,
You've bin wearing the the same jacket since you was in year 8
And it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that ain't great.
You tried to be Christina so ya died ya hair black,
But really you looked like the vicar of dibley "won't!" on crack!
Now step back and just face the facts you don't like the fact I get facety on wax,
Anyways talking about wax, look at your face, girl relax!

[Chorus]

Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin,
When its approaching halloween, or on ya English breakfast
Place her next to the bacon she could be the beans,
And you always know where shes been and you always know when shes had a pee,
Cause the toilet seat ain't clean, the toilet seat has an orange sheen "ching"
Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its urgent,
Have you seen her face its disturbing,
How much fake tan are ya squirting its hurting ma eyes
Its starting to look like a sunrise and ya fake tans so "ming!"
You are attracting flies!

[Chorus]

[Repeat: x4]
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man
Do the tango do the tango

"You got tangoed!
And you know the worst thing
You done it yourself!"