The C Word

I like it hard
I like it sweet
I like it bitter when I cheat.
I like it dark, I even like it white...
I like it in the middle of the night.

I sneak it in the church
I take it when I drive
Did it with my friends since I was five.
I prefer it in a bar... don't even need a kiss.
When it comes with nuts you can't miss.

Mhh, give me a C, mm give me an H, give me an
OCO... don't you be late.
It's what I want, at any cost ...
without chocolate I'd be lost

I like it on top
I like it in between
My little secret keeps me lean.
I want it here, I want it now, it's for pleasure anyhow

Godiva, Hershey's, Nestle Quick
I like it slow, but who gives a lic.
You think it's whoopie of which I sing, but
it's chocolate... the next best thing