Average Joe

[Verse 1]
Average Joe spends his day painting ceilings
Then he has a big cry in the evening

Average Joe never contemplates leaving
He drives 'round in a car that needs cleanin'
He's never overthought his life's meaning

[Refrain]
You are so smart Joe!
I wish I was that smart Joe!
I wish I would

[Verse 2]
Average Joe watches Netflix originals
Then he gets pretty high on the weekend

Averagе Joe thinks a rec day's unmissable
Hе never gets thrown in the deep end
He's never thought about having a boyfriend

You never take the escalator, always the stairs
You never pack a suitcase full of clothes you won't wear

[Refrain]
You are so smart Joe!
I wish I was that smart Joe!
I wish I was
Average Joe
Average Joe

[Verse 3]
Average Joe gets a new car on finance
He posts it, no filter, on the big 'gram

Average Joe is unlucky in romance
But he sometimes comes home with a one-night stand
He's never been let down by his right hand

You never take the escalator, always the stairs
You never pack a suitcase full of clothes you won't wear

[Refrain]
You are so smart Joe!
I wish I was that smart Joe!
I wish I was

[Bridge]
Average Joe
Average Joe
Average Joe
Where'd you go?

Average Joe
Average Joe
Average Joe

Has anybody seen average Joe?
He drives a red and white Iveco
Has anybody seen average Joe?
He's five foot nine with a heavy load

Has anybody seen average Joe?
He drives a red and white Iveco
Has anybody seen average Joe?
He's five foot nine with a heavy load

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Average Joe