Pretty Pink Hotel
I met her in the lobby of a fancy five star hotel
She was shy, but pretty as a bird in a Roald Dahl fairytale
I said "hi", I know it's kinda lame but you gotta start somewhere
To my suprise, she said, "You're the type I like to play in my underwear, so follow me"
What happened next?
Oh you really wanna know?
We got to her room, she said, "You can leave your clothes over there
But we gotta keep it down, cos my daddy owns all this and his office is upstairs"
Never been one to do as I'm told, so I walked right over and grabbed a handful of her hair
Laid her down on the bed and pulled off her pretty pink underwear
Oh baby
Who you think you're playing with
I'm your daddy now baby
Oh baby
Who's your daddy now
Oh yeah
I wanna check into that hotel again
Here's my number, call it, we can be friends
I said, baby I
Want to check into your underwear again
Here's my pretty little number and if you call it we can be some type of friends
You really wanna know what happened next?