Merry XXXmas

Christmas close to coming
My second favourite thing
Do you wanna kiss under a mistletoe
Or go down on another toe?

Baby, it's cold outside
Please come inside
I've been keeping it tight and warm
Surely there's no harm

I'm singing a freaky christmas song so

You should be my Santa Claus
I'll be your present
Unwrap me like you did before
Take your time to explore

Candles are for decorations
But I sure know how to blow
So you should be my Santa Claus
And I'll be your ho ho ho

Snowballs is not the only balls
I play with when it's snowy
Like bowling balls, in the holes
Is where your fingers should be

Are you on Santa's list
Of well-behaved children?
Or you're naughty enough
To receive the discipline?

This is a freaky christmas song so

You should be my Santa Claus
I'll be your present
Unwrap me like you did before
Take your time to explore

Candles are for decorations
But I sure know how to blow
So you should be my Santa Claus
And I'll be your ho ho ho

You should be my Santa Claus
And I'll be your ho ho ho