I Think Not

Welcome to my show that tv won't air
Call my life a carnival ride just to be fair
But just to be clear this mic couldn't be shared
And I'd be lying if I told you that shouldn't be scared
Now double that fear cuz your blood will be smeared
In a puddle dog I'm really causing trouble this year
You're calling the cops cool what do I care
You can suck on my cock oh there's an idea
Unbutton my jeans wipe my butt and prepare
Fuck the plug I got a butt plug to plug in your rear
I missed court because my butt was stuck in this chair
Now I got warrant and a Newport butt in my ear
Off to the strip club but what will I wear
Low budget butt fuck it my butt will go bare
At least I got a buck or 2 for when I get there
Tell them hoes see my butt pucker up and kiss there
I love how they think they know what I do
I love how you think that I think about you
The only thing I think is that they think a lot
Everyone tells me what I should think but I think not
Whoops I musta butt dialed in my last verse
Got my girls phone but what the fuck was her password
Yeah I'm white but I'm nothing like Casper
Don't treat me like a ghost cuz my fucking life matters
Do you see me I am right in front of you HI
I'll repeat my order one burger one fry
She said I heard sir but you card it declined
I said lies your machine is broke I know my cards fine
She said are you blind it expired in 09
Here give this a try the name on it is not mine
She said you need to leave your holding up my line
Plus you'd have to sign and that would be a crime
And I could be a bitch and call the cops you'll get time
I said or just get my food before I start loosing my mind
And Then she rolled her eyes but she swallowed her pride
Brought me out food and said she wish's I'd die why
I love how they think they know what I do
I love how you think that I think about you
The only thing I think is that they think a lot
Everyone tells me what I should think but I think not
Keep it real dog talk it's on sight
Nah for real dog I'm a pit and I bite
But I swear people love judging my life
And I don't wanna hear it so fuck your advice
They only chime in if I'm doing stuff they don't like
Then they don't never care about what i do right
So fuck it then done with them yea and fuck all of you
Jealous cuz I did things you'll anit got the balls to do
No one even knows what life's like for me you all assume
I almost gave up but I was never taught to lose
The problem is you gotta a problem with me but won't talk it threw
And that's cuz you a bitch and you hate that I am not as soft as you
Bullshit I'm calling it your wallet is what wrong with you
No one gets along with you I'll put you in a coffin soon
Fuck Doug Sleeman Jr suck my dick you piece a shit
I just wanted to be clear just who I'm talking to bitch
I love how they think they know what I do
I love how you think that I think about you
The only thing I think is that they think a lot
Everyone tells me what I should think but I think not
I love how they think they know what I do
I love how you think that I think about you
The only thing I think is that they think a lot
Everyone tells me what I should think but I think not