Feeding Frenzy

What do you say?
What do I say?
We just skip all the bullshit and we just go straight to your place
Boy Go away
I didn't mean sex, I just thought I could hear you better?
I guess it's loud here

It's not like I didn't notice baby
You're seconds away from a feeding frenzy
It's not like I didn't notice baby
You came to this place to just get away

But why leave with you?
Well... I'm not tryna scare you but I think I'd be good for you
Boy you don't even know my name
Okay let's start with your name... it's Maeve
Wait
You're 28
Um
You're in between jobs
Not true
You live with your dog
What's a dog?
(Sonny There's no dogs in this universe)
Well maybe I got a few details wrong
But how many boys do you know in your life that would court you by breaking out into a song?
My name's Sonny
You're not Funny

It's not like I didn't notice baby
You're seconds away from a feeding frenzy
It's not like I didn't notice baby
You came to this place to just get away

Let's fast forward to the part where you can't fucking stand me
Let's fast forward to the part where I hate all your family
Let's skip to the part where I need more commitment
I lost you once Maeve, I came here to do things different
You seem nice enough but...
It's hard to trust 'cuz
I wasted 2 years with my ex and it was rough bud
Try me Maeve
It's ok... unless you wanna hear about the girls he laid
So okay he cheated, but why should that stop us from enjoying this evening 'cuz
I came all the way from a different universe just to try and make it work, there's a few things that I learned like:
I would focus on the shit you did
My attitude could use a little work
Jealous of the friend you had at work, especially cuz I know you're such a flirt
I could've really laid off you at your work party that night
Yeah I saw him making you laugh but I didn't have to start that fight
You were miserable from 9 to 5, 5 days out of the week
And the last thing that you need is me just causing you more problems
Problems, let's skip to the part where we got problems
Rather be alone than try to solve them
A Romantic moment's just a means to an end

(Back so soon Sonny?)
Yeah it was a bust. Earth 559 Maeve got burned by her ex boyfriend and really wasn’t interested in canoodling with some sort of space stranger? I really can’t blame her… Hey uh.. Why don’t we fire up the Lucky Swimmer and see what universe is next?
(Way ahead of you buddy. Earth 213, 714, and 323 are picking up very strong and clear Maeve signals, I say we continue there.)
Yeah Yeah let’s do it. You know what? Let’s hit up all 3 in the next song!
(Aye Aye Capitan)