We Started This Band Just So We Could Get Dates

Yeah kids this is all a front, we ain´t
really a bunch of punks, Just a band of
hard up queens who squirmed our way
into your damn scene!

We wand your digits, emails or cards
phonenumbers come in handy when
we play your town
Desperation kicks in now & then so
we´ll be sure to approach you with
a paper and a pen
We´re desperate yeah so fucking desperate
Can´t you see through the lies
We came out to work you, don´t you
like the disguise
Can´t you tell we´re a bunch of fake