Short Fat Fanny

Woo
Tired of slippin' and a-slidin' with Long Tall Sally
A-Peekin' and a-hidin', duckin' back down in the alley
I don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie
Got a brand new love was named, Short Fat Fannie

One day while I was visitin' down at Heart Break Hotel
That's where I met Fannie, boy, she sure looked swell
She told me that she loved me, boy, she'll never leave
She put her arms around me, boy, she gave me fever

She's my tutti fruiti, I love her child so
"Ooh", Like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's
She might step on my blue suede shoes

Now, at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous, a little girl started a fight
Because I was dancin' with Mary-Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

Short Fat Fannie is my hearts desire
She got the kinda lovin', set my soul on fire
I told her we was married out on Blueberry Hill
Now we're so happy, I love her still

Ooh, oh ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Ohh

She's my tutti fruiti, I love her child so
"Ooh", Like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's
She might step on my blue suede shoes

Now, at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous, a little girl started a fight
Because I was dancin' with Mary-Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

Short Fat Fannie is my hearts desire
She got the kinda lovin', set my soul on fire, woo
Short Fat Fannie out on Blueberry Hill
Now we're so happy, I love her still

Woo