Machine Shed Wrestling
Too, too, too, too, too, too
Too, too, too, too, too, too
Too, too, too, too, too, too
Too, too, too, too, too, too
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
A token e-mail, a drunken text
A sorry go-round of cellphone sex
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
Wrestle my machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
As a product you would be great
And all the income you'd generate
But as a lover you're just a bust
You're not a service I can trust
I'll wrestle my machine
My machine
My machine
My machine
All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know I've pretended all I can
All I can
All I can
Oh, all I can
Hey
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
Wrestle my machine
All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know I've pretended all I can
All I am is a victim of love
I checked the box, marked none of the above
You're not a woman, girl
And you know I've pretended all I can
All I can
Oh, all I can
Oh, all I can
Wooh
Oh, my machine, ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, oh, ho
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, oh
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey, wrestle my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, ho
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, machine