Ayo DJ

[Intro]
What up Starfish?
I gotta apologize ahead of time
This might sound like a bunch of fucking nonsense
Look, I mean
There's too many DJ's these days
But I still love you all, listen closely, haha

[Part 1]
Yeah, I was sitting on a park bench, sipping on a Slushii
Chain Smoking kush until the cops came to bust me (Yikes)
Said I was a suspect of a Grandtheft
Threw me in a car, they took me to R3HAB next, fuck
I'm a [?] 'cause they readin' my rights here
And my Jauz clench 'cause I'm thinking this a NGHTMRE
Authorities are tryna bury me alive, bury me alive, bitch, I'm Barely Alive

[Part 2]
Better Feed Me mad quick, 'cause I'm getting Datsik
Three fat bitches and I'm tryna pull a hattrick
Ookay, nevermind, call that shit a [?]
No reservations, like I never call ahead of time
Crankdat, Crankdat, bitch you like an A-Trak
Kill The Noise and I leave 'em buried like a grave rat
Wait, grave rat? Think I meant a deadmau5
In the living room, Zeds Dead on a red couch

[Part 3]
Where's the script, ex-girlfriend, I kill her next
Ex-healthcare, welfare, fuck it, I'ma still add checks
Never kick it with your girl, she's a Borgore
Got her out really quick, then I pointed to the door (Bye)
Told you go and Getter, half an hour later
She just disappeared with the bag of Party Favor's
In the Cash Cash, we gon' turn your stash [?]
She dash to Berlin and I told you she was that rash

[Part 4]
Blah, haters tryna show
'Causing problems while I'm Laidback like Luke
On the Lil Jon, got them girls on my lawn
And they want s'more like Marshmello, Dotcom
What you Daft Punk? Throw 'em in the bag
Smoked out like asthmatics choking on a fat blunt
I had a feeling, she was ready and willing
So I had to park my Flux up inside of her Pavilion (I don't get it)

[Part 5]
Ya' feel? Y'all stale with the style
Y'all SNAILS, I'm fresh like Louis on a child
So [?], so [?], ain't seeing me from miles
Y'all SNAILS, I'm fresh like Louis on a child (Child)
I smell smoke filling up the room
Now I'm getting high of the Flume's or fumes
I'm whiling on a Bro like Safari
Got the Cutsnake's like a fucking Knife Party (Yikes)

[Part 6]
You say that it's Hardwell
You should probably write a book about it RL
Grime on the grind, I ain't playing
Smoothest Cashmere when I swoop like a KRANE
Never chase status, I just FlyLow
Flow like a Kaskade only ice cold
Oh shit, oshi on some other shit
Like a fat Sex Whale to a cuttlefish
You should put a PhatCap! on your fat mouth
'fore you get Kayoh, blacked out
You should put a PhatCap! on your fat mouth
'fore you get ko'ed, blacked out

[Outro]
It's too many here to fucking name, honestly
I feel like Alison Wonderland
Haha, to be continued