Angry Man On Small Train

[Verse 1]
A tiny church by the bedroom door frame where
Tiny villagers sing songs of praise to
Homy, die cast and unruled paints
I'm the angry man on the small train

[Verse 2]
Bring back hanging is but kingdom brew now
This is the nonstop train to Hull
Dad's in the shed polishing his Balsa wood plane
I'm the angry man on a small train

[Chorus]
Ooo, I love you
I love you though you're not very tall
My hand's on the whistle, my foot's on the brake
And there's a lady of the lake
And she sings a love song to Airfix spade
I'm the angry man on a small train

[Verse 3]
Secret stations closed in the war
The ticket inspector is half an inch tall
Bring back hanging, bring back shame
I'm the angry man on a small train
Angry man on a small train