Alligator Boots
If I want a magic carpet
Gotta be my own north star
I don’t care what we do
Long as I’m there with you
In lawn chair for two
In a hot air balloon
Pulled by flying caribou
Let’s jump out in parachutes
There goes my pair of boots
Now we barefoot on the moon
Drinking champagne and beer
Weightless, taste the air
Under an amazing chandelier
Hand-made from angel tears
We’ll see-saw together
On the top of a 100 meter
Tangerine segment
Yelling yee-haw whatever
Skirt along the beach
In thirty foot cleats
Sand under her feet
Made of pink tourmaline
Surfing seas of purple ink
We speak absurdities
Laugh so hard it hurts my teeth
All I need is her with me
Climbing Everest in my alligator boots
Climbing Everest in my alligator boots
Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest
Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest
A flying pig said “I believe in you”
If I wanna hit the road
Gotta be the key to the car
In a treehouse beside me
We can see past anxiety
Play a keyboard, no ivory
On stage made of tapioca
We unicycling
Meow in the right key
Go sea-horseback riding
Completely naked out in the open
Squeeze some lightening
Light weed up
Keep flying
Put our feet up on Orion
Girl, your navel tastes like almond roca
Should we get up
Joining crickets doing sit-ups
Give you kisses ‘til I hiccup
Swim in lake of raspberry soda
Day trippin’ babe
With our legs kicking waves
Make it up to heaven
Sail on a feathered raft
Plant a rose in my hand
Watch it grow in time-lapse
Take our vows presided
By the reverend Gift Of Gab
Climbing Everest in my alligator boots
Climbing Everest in my alligator boots
Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest
Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest
A flying pig said “I believe in you”
Climbing Everest in my alligator boots
Climbing Everest in my alligator boots
Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest
Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest
A flying pig said “I believe in you”