True Crime
[Intro]
I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry
Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime
Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires
And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar
[Verse 1]
White chalk outline, caution tape and flashing lights
Let me tell you about the night I'd died
I put it to the party, wide-eyed, thinkin' that I had arrived
Eating on my innocence, in a cherry pie
Now you'd never believe what-
[Pre-Chorus]
Barbie's doing in the bathroom
Wеrewolves on the hunt, it's not еven a full moon
Superman, he don't have superpowers
Just liquid courage, and a little white powder
[Chorus]
I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry
Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime
Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires
And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar
[Verse 2]
Mary had a little crush, but now her heart is broke
Said he was a gentleman, but now he's just a ghost
Leaning, kissed her neck and said, "No one has to know,"
But he told everyone he knows, now Mary's just a joke
[Pre-Chorus]
Prince Charming is just a frog in disguise
Who gets a lot of Botox and memorizes his lines
Even fillings look good in a suit and tie
If they have to say it, well, they're probably not a good guy
[Chorus]
I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry
Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime
Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires
And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar
[Bridge]
Glitter, spandex, porcelain, plastic
Add revenge, but make it romantic
Why's the ending have to be tragic
Well, that's how you make Hollywood magic
[Chorus]
I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry
Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime
Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires
And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar
Yeah, I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar, liar, liar, liar
Yeah, I would tell you the truth, bud you'd call me a liar