I Love You, You Big Dummy

You think I'm a lame duck
I don't give a blue fuck
I'm living like crazy
Driven to be lazy

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love

I blush like a tomato
Pale as a chipped potato
You're a real peach
Just out of reach

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love

We're all cooking the same goose
A recipe of fiction
I stew in my own juice
In another kitchen

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love

You think I'm a lame duck
I don't give a blue fuck
I don't give two hoots
You're too big for your bossy boots

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy