Halloween Tip 3
We write to you with upmost urgency and concern for your safety
Recent reports from credible sources
Have indicated the presence of highly dangerous creatures
There have been reported sightings of werewolves
Blood thirsty vampires, and screaming banshees in our vicinity
We sent our most skilled authorities who deal with the paranormal
But none have reported back or returned, we fear they have died
To ensure your safety please stay indoors
Secure all entrances, and don't go outside