Class Clown

Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Why your pants down?
I'mma give you all a smack
I'mma crack down on you troublemakers in a snap
I'm the Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Why your pants down?
I'mma give you all a smack
This is just how all of your fathers should've acted
A lot of people are going crazy
A lot of contention, and many people angry
If you stirring the pot, you deserve a spanking
I'll put you on a track, if you're misbehaving
Daddy's back and I'm animated
You thought that you'd get away with the crap that you did
When I was away on a business trip, but you were mistaken
You threw a party and let them raid it
And now you're gon' pay for all of the stains and breakage
So many kids living in my house these days
And I don't know how to take it
They throw all these ragers and they just wanna get wasted
They don't understand that there are ramifications
I guess that's where I come in
Cuz I've been honestly wondering
Where I fall in this discussion of political mud throwing, lot of blood flowing
But I ain't come here for nothing
I'm bout to unbuckle my belt
Don't pretend to hate it, you love it, cuz I'm the
Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Why your pants down?
I'mma give you all a smack
I'mma crack down on you troublemakers in a snap
I'm the Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Why your pants down?
I'mma give you all a smack
This is just how all of your fathers should've acted
I'm madder than Michael Voris
I'll rip out your vital organs
They tell me to hold my horses
But I'm gonna fight the forces of evil, sounds self-important
But I don't care anymore, it's a war out there I am sure
And our babies are being aborted
Heathens should heed my warnings
I speak with a prophet's zeal
The judgment of God coming
You better believe it's real
I hop in the backseat, tell honey to take the wheel
The children are acting up, I gotta teach them the deal
Ah radical Catholic
I'mma bout to wreak havoc on the entire planet
Somebody go tell Francis
That he better restrict me like he did the Latin masses
Or else I'm gonna strike a couple matches
That's enough, y'all have had your fun
But your time is up, and it's just begun
I take off my belt and I tell you to bend
And when I'm done, they gonna say "Daddy do it again!"
Cuz I'm the
Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Why your pants down?
I'mma give you all a smack
I'mma crack down on you troublemakers in a snap
I'm the Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Whatchu mad bout?
Man you need to go relax
This is just how all of your fathers should've acted
Class clown, making everybody laugh
If you act proud, I'mma chop you down in half
Why your pants down?
I'mma give you all a smack
This is just how all of your fathers should've acted