Speargun (Bonus Track)

I need some money and I need some fun
So I grab my mask, and I grab my gun
I head to the rich, part of town
Where I'm lookin for a place with no one around
I look to my left and I look to my right
And I see a house without a speck o' light
I pull in the drive and I turn the car off
I'm gonna take it all, gonna rip em off
I try the front door to see if it's locked
It's wide open, I'm surprised and shocked
I walk right in, and I think I hear a noise
But never mind that, time to look at my toys
When all of a sudden, I hear some guy
He says "Hey boy, nice of you to drop by"
I turn around, he was pointing at me
A Magnum 450 staring right at me
The next thing I know, I'm pinned to a tree
With a 6 foot spear stickin' right outta me
I just wanted a night of fun
But it ended with someone's speargun
Oh why did I do this? Why, why, why?
Oh poor ol' me time to say goodbye