You’re a Mean One

[Hook]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch

[Verse 1]
You're a mean one, a green one, an obscene one, Mr. Grinch
Lime Rhyme two hundred sixteen one Mr. Grinch
Always causing trouble, making a scene one Mr. Grinch
It's getting kinda cold; turn the heat one Mr. Grinch
You're a heel, an eel
A seal, a wheel
A reel, a feel
...Banana peel!
Termites in your soul
Looking like a troll
Living in a cave
Bronze, silver, gold

[Hook]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch

[Verse 2]
It's ya boy Mr. Grinch, a mother-father monster
As strong as you think you are, guess what my dude I'm stronger
All my opponents going ghost like a Haunter
Spray you with Febreze like the young rocket launcher
Lights out I can't see, controlled I can't be
Plan A not working, just go with plan B
I'm a boss like Marcus the
Oh wait, I am Marcus the

[Hook]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch