Long Legged Blonde Memphis
I didn't see you, but you were there
You're the apple of my eye, let's be a pair
I didn't see you until I did
You are lighting up this bar
Come on, long-legged blonde
You're the only girl for me, let's get along
The name of the band was Mustard Rats
You were drinking in a booth with Uncle Jack
He ain't really related (He ain't really related)
We just call him that (We just call him that)
'Cause he gets wild when he gets wet, yeah
Come on, long-legged blonde
You're the only girl for me, let's get it on
Come on, long-legged blonde
You're the only girl for me
You took first communion
From the same church my wife did
And I've been lonesome as hell
But, baby, what's a good Catholic girl
Doing in those fishnets?
Lord, all my problems began many lies ago
People can see you freaking out
You should tell 'em for yourself what it's about
Come on, long-legged blonde
You're the only girl for me
Oh, come on, long-legged blonde
You're the only girl for me
Oh, you took first communion
From the same church my wife did
And I've been lonesome as hell