Lunatic, Lunatic, Lunatic

Allison's got a crackpot mind
She tries to flex it all the time
But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws
She bares her teeth and paints them green
She can be a drama queen
She's got no needs, she sleeps on trampolines

The boys all say she's just a fool
But I know that she's so much more
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Allison's a parable
For the risks being terrible
She's 4'2" and crazy as a loon
She hops the bar, she keeps it cool
She sheds her top in Marshall's pool

The guys make eyes at the naked girl
Who's showing off her tits in a co-ed pool
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Someone save her from herself
Someone save her from herself
And get her home

Allison's got a crackpot mind
She tries to flex it all the time
But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws

The boys all say she sucked their dicks
She claims that she's a feminist
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic