Liberace and His Relationship to the 20th Century

Oh the gracious Liberace
And the blue-haired grandmother of three
Exchange moist soul to soul handshakes
With false humility

He's real excited about her hair
She says, "oh baby you put a tiger in my tail"
And she really likes every single one of his talents
A relationship absolutely destined to fail

They talk about loneliness and home decoration
The [?] and the palest blue chins
Say goodbye to the 20th century, its incinerators and its talented chimps