Slasher with a Broken Heart

There's someone standing in the bushes behind your house
he might be looking for love
he ain't looking for love
he's not looking for love
he's not looking for love

There's people trying on your clothes when you're at work
they might be trying for love
they ain't trying for love
they're definitely not trying for love

He'll take two for the price of one
from the chest down to your calf
he will cut you up in half
Two for the price of one
when the midnight tower strikes
he'll be hunting for the likes
and it's turned into an art
cause he's a slasher with a broken heart

He's been checking you out since '74
he might be calling it love
it ain't what we call love
it isn't what we call love

I can't wait to have you over
I've got a feeling that we fit
and if we don't I'll make a slit
I can't wait to have you over
I've set a table here for two
I know you fear my point of view
cause I can see myself in you - that's right!

He'll take two for the price of one
from the chest down to your calf
he will cut you up in half
Two for the price of one
when the midnight tower strikes
he'll be hunting for the likes
and it's turned into an art
cause he's a Slasher with a broken heart