Solzhenitsyn Rocks

Joanie was late as she walked into school
They all said "look! there goes an unbroken rule"
All that I'm trying to do
Is carry your books home from school

They're gonna toast you someday
They're gonna roast you someday
They're gonna try and try to turn your mind around
But it makes no difference

They're gonna toast you someday
They're gonna roast you someday
They're gonna toast you someday
They're gonna roast you someday
They're gonna toast you someday

Solzhenitsyn rocks
Like that Polish vodka that I wanna try out
I wanna try it out, what's it all about?
Can you help me out?
Give me a minute, I'll get the energy up
Solzhenitsyn rocks
Like that Polish vodka that I wanna try out
I wanna drag it out
Like a shoe in a gopher hole
Like the goalie at the penalty score
I'm gonna pretend that it's snowing today

He stood outside of the wasteland
And what do you suddenly know?
All of his life he'd be covered in snow
Now where in the hell can a poor boy go
When Solzhenitsyn rocks?
Solzhenitsyn rocks