Biggest asshole in the room

Please give it up for the biggest asshole in this room
He always fucks it up and yet he acts as if he's cool
And above everyone else, I wonder where he gets it from
His own girlfriend can't stand him, I think she's on the run

And you cannot talk to him, he's stuck in his own ways
He only thinks about himself, won't listen to what you say
His girlfriend slowly realizes she made a mistake
To love him is a curse, she wonders how to get away

I don't think that I will treat you better than him
But I wanna stay with you forever, that's it
One day I will be a grown-up too, who knew?
Not the biggest asshole in the room, uhu

He's always scared to draw the short end of the stick
Actually he likes it when she's calling him a dick
These are his confessions, this is what he's dealing with
Trying to be a better guy while still trying to get rich

And you're so in love with him, it fills you with shame
His fucked-up personality just gets in the way
His behavior never matches all the things that he says
But whatever happens it don't matter, he knows you'll stay

I don't think that I will treat you better than him
But I wanna stay with you forever, that's it
One day I will be a grown-up too, who knew?
Not the biggest asshole in the room, uhu

And you, and you, and you, and you, and you
Will be happier
Will be happier
Will be happier