Light Traffic
[Verse 1]
Pulling up in traffic
This car is not magic
This car is not rapid
This car is not lapping
You can make it rapid
You can make it rapping
Taking off the wrapping
Mokka's never lacking
Motorway we go
Cornwall is the goal
Living in the loft
That’s just how it goes
We don't use A1
We take M1 down
Hit M25
That road goes around
We turn off M3
A303
The traffic is heavy
Unlucky for me
Sad that it takes long
Other route is wrong
This route is the quickest
Others take so long
I hate the A3
I don't mean the road
I mean German car
Now leave me alone
We don’t take the boat
All of you guys know
That there is no traffic
When using a boat
However, it's long
And that is the problem
Longer than the car
That's the only option
Pooja never lies
I'm not wet, I'm dry
We don't take the plane
'Cause that's in the sky
Rocking side to side
Devon going by
Heading to the west
Almost finished ride
I am almost there
It taken so long
And now I relax
To the Pooja song
[Chorus]
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
[Verse 2]
And now that we’re back
Destroy all the rats
That bring the diseases
Right onto the cats
Yeah I got the mat
Haven’t got a MAC
When I'm talking Miller
I think loft is back
Do you have a loft
That’s as dark as mine
Probably you do
I've had mine for time
Yeah we are driving
Raining, it's crying
Roof's keeping me dry
Teddy get inside
I didn’t bring Ted
I left him at home
I got more than one
They're all in the close
Close proximity
"DB" on the green
Heading to a hill
Scenery for me
Like I imagined
Staying somewhere nice
Nice little cottage
Farm is just nearby
This is country lane
Or it's county lane
Cornwall isn't lame
Cornwall has the fame
Cornwall has the game
Cornwall makes the race
Cornwall keeps the pace
Others can't relate
Although Yorkshire can
Dales just got downed
Never getting drowned
Quickly take that down
Racking up the views
All of these guys knew
Months ago I blew
The song's partly blue
To end off this verse
Never in a hearse
Let's all just converse
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[Chorus]
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in
There was some light traffic
There was some bad traffic
At least we got there
We never got trapped in