Yorkshire Dales
[Verse 1]
One, two, three and A, B, C
Don't try and pull up on me
'Cause you know I don't want beef
But no-one has the sauce like me
Pooja is back on the mic
I'm in the tunnel with light
Yorkshire Dales wants some night lights
Don't get too close, that light's bright
Like TC, what is good?
Yorkshire Dales has some good food
My long boat is made out of wood
I built it like I knew I would
I built it like I knew I would
In the county, playing this tune
Hop on the boat, it's got lots of room
Madvillainy like MF DOOM
I'm a monster, not the drink
City to city, that's ThamesLink
It's not as cold as an ice rink
Don't fall in the water, you'll sink
I don't know if I'll get rich
Will I have things on my wrist?
When you're angry, throw up a fist
In a few days, that will become mist
Trust me, Brexit is a risk
Boris Johnson went and tripped
StateFarm gang is packing kicks
Combos on you, that's a mix
Yorkshire Dales ain't chatting stuff
Yorkshire Dales does not have crust
Yorkshire Dales just isn't rough
Pooja's coming, that's enough
[Chorus]
Yorkshire Dales has got the juice
It also has banging food
StateFarm gang just went there too
StateFarm clan just got the loot
You think you're gonna survive
But the gang is coming live
Get a bike, learn to ride
Pooja's doing this all night
[Verse 2]
Say you're in the town all right
Yorkshire Dales has no fights
It's more peaceful than a kite
LED just like the lights
Pooja's coming with the loot
They're annoying, I just mute
Make sure to get some good boots
Make sure that you're in the loop
Because Pooja's a legend
My rapping's neverending
I just had a few lendings
Flexible ruler's bending
Come to the Dales, we're fun
Please do bring along your funds
Steal from the sales then run
StateFarm gang just isn't dumb
I know the Dales are far
Just trust me, hop in the car
Please just do not be alarmed
We are not going that fast
Heading towards a market
Point on the map then mark it
StateFarm clan just spark it
Reached market, now park it
StateFarm gang is an army
No we do not hate the Keem
StateFarm gang is very keen
Need directions, go ask me
Set the stage like it's Macbeth
Set the tone like it's the best
StateFarm gang just beat the rest
Yorkshire Dales is not a mess
[Chorus]
Yorkshire Dales has got the juice
It also has banging food
StateFarm gang just went there too
StateFarm clan just got the loot
You think you're gonna survive
But the gang is coming live
Get a bike, learn to ride
Pooja's doing this all night