Jabberwocky
VERSE 1:
LARS: It was just after 4 in the afternoon
When the badgers in the hills began to snooze
As the mome raths cried and the borogoves dreamed
Silently they slept as the Jabberwocky screamed
Wow! Sounds like something was awry
Burbling it beckoned, I was straight up petrified
In uffish thought I waited, tossing turning in my sleep
With my vorpal sword in hand I heard the jabberwocky creep!
MEGA RAN: Snicker snack went the blade as he gimbled in the wabe
Whiffing through the weird wood they misunderstand my ways
Yes my mouth is agape, I let out such a yell
But the reason for this melching was a branch that had fell
And it caught me on my noggin in a slithy kinda way
Made me frumious today so they choose to run away
If they just give me a chance, look beneath my bruh exterior
We could have a frabjous day, instead things are getting eerier
CHORUS:
Beware the jabberwock
(Beware the Jabberwocky)
Beware the jabberwock
(Beware the Jabberwocky)
With jaws that bite, and claws that catch! (ooh!)
VERSE 2:
LARS: Beware the Jabberwocky, he’s known to catch a body
With jaws that bite and chew you up - if you've been acting naughty
Galumphing through the forest snicker snacking with his crew
‘cause the Jubjub bird is fuming and the bandersnatch is too
By the Tumtum tree, um, Jabberwock appeared
With 47 teeth, black antennas for his ears
Eyes aflame he howled at me I struck him with my blade
Beamishly I chortled, MC Lars had saved the day
MEGA: They call me Manxome, far from handsome and a foe of all that’s perfect
But I mind my mimsy business it’s a rap I’m undeserving of
The Tilley woods i call my home has consated my heart
But there’s a threat at every corner so you learn to move smart
I spot a boy he drew is weapon guess my looks have got him threatened
I burbled to him a simple question, don't you think you need protection?
Cause it’s dangerous to go alone galumphing to an exit, and
And in less than a second…. my head was disconnected
CHORUS:
Beware the jabberwock
(Beware the Jabberwocky)
Beware the jabberwock
(Beware the Jabberwocky)
With jaws that bite, and claws that catch! (ooh!)