Pogo Stick

[Verse 1]
"No!" I tell you, "hold your hand
This stick is for competition
Woman, hold your hand
This stick is for competition"
Big Josephine, that vagabond
Grapple meh stick and jump right on
Her fingernails scratch and twitch meh thing
"Murder! Police! Help!" ah bawling

[Chorus]
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
Take your time, be careful Josephine
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
I am too weak to stand your weight
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
"Sparrow, hell with you - if it break, it break!"

[Verse 2]
"Boy, you pogo stick feel so fine
I wish it was all mine
The way how it shine and grease
Ah know ah could ride with ease"
She mount up again but she's so heavy
Thе pogo stick slide from under she
Shе fall down but still hold on to it
Move the rubber right off and lose the tip
I say, you see...

[Chorus]
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
Take your time, be careful Josephine
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
I am too weak to stand your weight
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
If you mount it at all ah sure it break

[Verse 3]
Then she starts threatening me
Be careful with she, pappy
Just because I wouldn't let she ride
She kick meh stick aside
A police was there to hear the threat
Oh she afraid to meet she debt
If she got a chance to grab it in the dark
Ah going to kill she to get it back
So you see...

[Chorus]
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
Be careful, be careful Josephine
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
I am too weak to stand your weight
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
"Sparrow, hell with you - if it break, it break!"

[Verse 4]
Well now is me in pain
No competition again
Ah know ah could a win the prize
But now everything capsize
I search a [?] that was in my doctor shop
I get the rubber to fix meh pogo up
Josephine sent a letter telling me
When the stick fixed ah must save a ride for she
Ah say...

[Chorus]
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
Take your time, be careful Josephine
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
I am too weak to stand your weight
Woman you go break meh pogo stick
If you mount it at all ah sure it break

[Outro]
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