Away With Rum

[Chorus]
Away, away with rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
Away, away with rum, by gum
That's the song of the Salvation Army

[Verse 1]
We never have biscuits 'cause biscuits have yeast
And too many biccies turns a fella to a beast
Can you imanige the utter disgrace
Of a fella lying in the gutter with crumbs on his face?

[Chorus]
Away, away with rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
Away, away with rum, by gum
That's the song of the Salvation Army

[Verse 2]
Oh we never have Brylcreem 'cause that's got bay rum
And too many rubbings can turn your 'ead numb
But there's a thought that will have yous in fits
Just imanige them millions of paralytic nits

[Chorus]
Away, away with rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
Away, away with rum, by gum
That's the song of the Salvation Army

[Verse 3]
Now if you go out hiking and you get two sore feet
Don't use surgical spirits though it cures it a treat
'Cause it seeps through the porеs of your feet by osmosis
And you end up by having ten drunk little toеsies

[Chorus]
Away, away with rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
Away, away with rum, by gum
That's the song of the Salvation Army

[Verse 4]
Oh we never have crumpet 'cause crumpets got grain
And too many nibbles drives a young fella insane
Can you imanige just sitting all night
Nibbling a big bit of crumpet until you get tight

[Chorus]
Away, away with rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
With rum, by gum
Away, away with rum, by gum
That's the song of the Salvation Army