That One Friend

We all got that one friend
That everybody's afraid to bring up
Sometimes I'm that one friend
No you don't want me 'round 'til it's time for shit to go down
I turn up 'cause I like to
If you mean I wanna fight you
See these folks 'right here are my family
You seem like you don't understand me
So I'll make you understand me
Before the VMAs, before the Grammys

I'll make it clear, friends
How many of us have them?
My friends are better than yours
I'd fight for 'em
I'd die for mine
I ride, I ride for mine
Let's make this clear
These are my friends and I'm that one friend

We all got that one friend
The one that loves to speak their mind just a little too much
Sometimes I'm that one friend
Even when I ain't got time
I still find the time to remind you
I don't need no more friends
'Cause my friends are better than your friends
If you like what you see
Take a picture it lasts longer
You wish we would put you on but
That'll never happen, 'cause you don't understand
So I'll make you understand me
Before the VMAs, before the Grammys

I'll make it clear, friends
How many of us have them?
My friends are better than yours
I'd fight for 'em
I'd die for mine
I ride, I ride for mine
Let's make this clear
These are my friends and I'm that one friend