Wigglesticks
When you start to play Resident Evil 6
YOU HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!
To punch or to shoot or to jump or to kick
YOU HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!
I’m screaming at Leon because he’s so thick
His spatial awareness is that of a brick
The camera keeps jerking it’s making me sick
SO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!
What’s with these controls are they taking the Mick?
NO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!
Just give me some options, a tactic to pick!
NO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!!
These damn QTEs happen too bloody quick
I’m tired of shaking the analog stick
IF THE CAMERA KEEPS JERKING I’M GONNA BE SICK!!!
SO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!!
HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!