Everybody Gets High
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend
He didn't have another
Vicodin his vice
His real and only lover
Yup
Smoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
Popped a pill or two
They really made him blossom
Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like
Run you bitch, run you bitch, run you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend
He didn't have another
Vicodin his vice
His real and only lover
Yup
Smoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
Popped a pill or two
They really made him blossom
Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like
Run you bitch, run you bitch, run you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like
Run you bitch, run you bitch, run you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like
Run you bitch, run you bitch, run you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?