Gonna Put My Face on a Nuclear Bomb

Alright now, a friend of mine named Jay is going to be landing jets on aircraft carriers in the navy there
And he's going to have a nuclear bomb between his legs
And he's going to paint my face on that nuclear bomb
And on the side it's going to say "Mojo says hi"
So I wrote this song about it called "Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear Bomb"
Goes like this, well

Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
All them commies better get up and run
When they let that sucker fly
All the bad folks gonna die
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb

I don't want to stop living
Just because the president's fibbing
I don't want to be murderized
Them D.C. folks, they must be kooks
Put my face on a nuke
Pretty soon we'll all be vaporized

Well, down in Moscow, they had a powwow
They said that the time was really now
For the bombs to fill the air
Them Russkies must be stupid as us
Everybody's head is full of pus
Now I gotta change my underwear

Captain Beyond said
Soon we might be all dead
But he knows a special place
If we used one iota
Of our brain quota
Put all them bombs in outer space

I don't want no nuclear freeze
No funny-looking skin disease
I don't want my face blowed apart
So the next time you see a commie
Might be somebody's mommy
Forget about them bombs, and...light a fart

Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
All them commies better get up and run
When they let that sucker fly
All the bad folks gonna die
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face--
Lord, Mr. President, Mr. Russkie President with the jelly stain on your head, don't be pushing the button, I don't want to die!