Pure Adulterated Joy

Found my love
On pay-per-view
Information superhigh
Right on cue

So this is the hot tub
This is the party
This is where we come
To make friends, yeah

So let’s raise a glass
To the host
Make a toast
But tell me why are
Why are you leaving so

OMG LOL I <3 pure adulterated joy yeah!

I found my heart
At the drive-thru
On the information
Super highway of guts and spew

So this is the hot tub
This is the party
This is where we come
To make friends, yeah
So why are you leaving?

OMG LOL I <3 pure adulterated joy yeah!
OMG LOL I <3 pure adulterated joy yeah!

Yeah, why are you leaving?

OMG LOL I <3 pure adulterated joy yeah!