Girl Diary

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
Might get me in some trouble
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I had a boo boo from Brum Town
Even brought the girl to my mum's house
Pay for the ticket when she comes 'round
Made her cry a lot, but I'm not proud
Fam, her face looked sad when her tears used to run down
She fell in love at the wrong time
Now she fell in love with the wrong guy
I said, "If I leave, you will never cope"
I left and she started talkin' foul on some Periscope
But that's the next episode
My Dublin ting, blowjob game crazy
She flew London, then linked AJ Tracey
These hoes are for everybody
It's not love fam

It took me eight years to fuck my secondary crush
But I did it and I liked it, me and mixed Russian
Two tings up in Brighton, but shorty from Hackney
Hot and she knows this, looks kinda Latin
Wouldn't think she was Polish, but she so is
I always fall out with my ting from Morocco
Then we make up, don't ask why, 'cause I dunno
And me and Mist used to talk to the same girls
But that's what happens when you fall into the fame world
Ayy, I draw the buff Queen from Dagenham
There's good girls out here, you niggas ain't grabbin' 'em
There's one up in Brixton, real name Jackelyn
She's tryna go far, and it's happenin'
You could try and get her, she ain't havin' it
She's focused on uni
Likes my music but she's far from a groupie
She's good and gorgeous, she ain't bad and boujee
She's from the hood too, street-wise, good yute

My Croydon gyal, got vexed, she had to fall back
'Cause I never replied to her texts, I never called back
My next ting from Woolwich, she was the best but
She got a new life and moved to Manchester
Big up Nicole, she liked me before the fame
Columbian girl gave me brain, 'cause my name
My Asian ting from Stratford, acts bougie
Used to have a crush on one booty
Told Shiz, "Don't bring that gyal to the movies"
"Bring her to the block, where it's hot like jacuzzies"
My Norway ting was a virgin
Lost her V to me out of all the guys she's turfin'
I see niggas buyin' hoes about twenty-four flowers
Me and Allie fucked, ooh, in twenty-four hours
But Hallie boo washed the dishes, and I liked that
Champ said, "All dem other gyal need a dry slap"
Kelly went and put me in a friendzone, I hate that
Only girl that can friend zone me is Jaylen
Why? 'Cause I'm a big deal in my end zone
I put the gyal inna the friend zone

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