Mutilated Mime

I'm walking slowly down the street
Trying to find some piece of mind
I realize i am being followed
By a fucking mime

He starts to follow my every move
Mimic my footsteps and walking style
I turn around then he looks away
And puts on this annoying smile

I laugh for myself, then approach him slowly
Want to make sure he stops following me
I'm usually a nice and friendly guy
But hey, he picked the wrong fucking day

I grab him by his throat
And shout into his face
"Get a fucking life you shit
Pathetic human disgrace."

He doesn't seem to bother
Provokes me even more
Decides to do a whiny face
He should have stopped before

At 4 pm i went to lunch
At the chinese fast food place
Bad day at work, i was feeling down
I wanted to get away

I got up and left the restaurant
Agitation brewing deep inside
I was heading home to take a rest
But then i met that fucking mime

Threw him to the ground
And step onto his back
My rage is at its prime
Say hello to a fullblown attack

I grab his legs and pull
Twisting with inhuman strength
They snap and fall apart
Decreasing his body length

Now he mimes no more
Now he mimes no more!

Mutilated mime!