I Didn’t Know I Was Dead

I didn't know I was dead. The police came to my house and told me I was under arrest for killing a hundred people. I told them I never killed anyone, but they didn't believe me. They took me to jail, and then they put me on trial in front of a very mean and strict judge. I told him I didn't kill a hundred people, and he didn't believe me either, and told me I was guilty. They took me back to a jail that was worsе than anything on Earth. There werе big guys with tattoos who beat me up every hour, and all they gave me to eat was moldy poop with dead spiders in it. It took me more than a hundred zillion years to realize I was in Hell and would never get out. It was like the real punishment hadn't even started yet. It was like the real punishment hadn't even started yet.​