The Joker Rap Battle
[Verse 1: Mark Hamill (VideoGameRapBattles)]
Insane if you ham it out with Hamill
Oi Vey, I say, then I'm grippin' on the handle
And bang, your brain gets a flag ingrained
Straight from the sickest voice check, the Arkham games
Y'all are fake, a bunch of actors that were made up for a role
You all break what the Joker is, really down in the soul
The Joker is immortal, you are men the message simple
You can always kill a man, but you cannot kill a symbol
That's where I come in
This cartoon is the icon that can't die within, despite rhymes you spit
And all the time can tick, I'll be survivin' it
Hell in twenty thirty nine, surprise, this guy still lives
So try and test this Joker and the ride is getting gnarly
You'll be alone behind me when I'm revving up my Harley
I needed a good laugh, I guess you're not a bother
I'm the standard for the Jokers, so I guess I am your father
[Verse 2: Heath Ledger (Dreaded Yasuke)]
Take a look inside, the genius of my stick
Others need to be lobotomized after my magic trick
Modernized the way you feel for the antagonist drip
Right behind you and caress you with that psychopathic grip
Put a smile on your face and show me who you really are
See the coward in your soul before it leave up to the stars
But I'm not a monster, I'm just far ahead of the curve
Gonna get swerved, with the Dark Knight, relationship superb
Gotham really deserve a classy criminal looking for work
Don't want any material things, society need to be hurt
Put em in place, do it with grace, from a guy with a simple taste
A couple of barrels of nitrate will make Harvey lose faith in the human race
"Why so serious?" My hilarious occupation
Got various ways to skin cats in precarious situations
Tragedy brewing and I'm dressed like the cook
A dash of madness is like gravity, "All it takes is a little push"
[Verse 3: Jared Leto (Dan Bull)]
Yo, messing with this Joker, it's just Suicidal
So I'd advise you
[Verse 4: Jack Nicholson (NemRaps)]
Get outta here Leto, nobody likes you
It's Jack Napier, I'm the closest to the comics
This Joker is iconic, you're just colonic
Party in the streets of Gotham, let's unite!
Come and dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
Let's let bygones be bygones, put 'er there brother
Forget about the rap, I'll just roast you with a hand buzzer
Can't believe these Jokers battling me
When I'm done the only thing left'll be chattering teeth
Got the guns with the longest barrels in the bizz
You like my flower? Then come closer and take a whiff
"You're insane!" Really? I thought I was a pisces!
I'm an OG, none of you could do it like me
Might be the Killingest Joke that I've told in a while
The battles over, if you gotta go, then go with a smile
[Verse 5: Joaquin Phoenix (Ben Schuller)]
Everybody think they know me
Story done before, that's what everybody told me
But take a seat, not going through the motions
Your movies had people saying DC was broken
Cuz you clowns are a tragedy
I take the name to new heights, I'd like to thank the academy
Respect to Heath, but I ain't "supporting" anything
Front and center stage, Mister Wayne, you can take a seat
This time, no more Suicide forever
Heard the last guy cried cuz I came and did it better
No more medicine, everything is in focus
Before you catch your breath see the kid taking over the show biz
The king of comedy has spoken
And everybody start to notice
So I'll sing it loud
You've had your fun, but Who's Laughing Now