Patchwork Lives

I've watched you get off on
I've watched you get off on
I've watched you get off on
The patchwork lives of readers' wives
Between the lines, you spot the lies

It's just a bit of fun
It's just a bit of fun - I'm not laughing
Avoid advice from readers' wives
Don't sympathize with little boys

You have no idea
Seems you have no idea - I'm not telling
Much to my surprise, I find temptation flies
I'm self-satisfied, except when I...