Haunted by the Ghost of Ernest P. Worrell

[Verse 1]
I've tried but can't sleep, I'm hearing things
Can't help but think he's coming for me
Echoes ring deep of menacing "You know what I mean"s
(Know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean)

[Chorus]
Oh no, I'm being haunted by the ghost of Ernest P Worrell
Oh no, I fear he's come to claim my soul and drag me back to hell
Oh no, haunted by the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell

[Post-Chorus]
(Know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean)

[Verse 2]
When I was a kid I used to get excited for adventures with him
But now that I'm grown, his ghost insists that he was never my friend

[Chorus]
Oh no, I'm being haunted by the ghost of Ernest P Worrell
Oh no, I fear he's come to claim my soul and drag me back to hell
Oh no, haunted by the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell

[Spoken interlude]
Grandma was right, the prophecy is true
The men in the tunnels are coming and hell on earth is nigh
An event of apocalyptic, cataclysmic proportions
Will take place one week from today
Unless!
You receive 5 MILLION RETWEETS on this very song
(What? that's impossible!)
This is your mission
Know what I mean?

[Chorus]
Oh no, this is the gospel of the ghost of Ernest P Worrell
Oh no, I'm an apostle for the ghost of Ernest P Worrell
Oh no, this is the gospel of the ghost of Ernest P Worrell

[Outro]
(Know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean, know what I mean)