I Went Drinking with Skil

[Verse 1]
I got to see my buddy in Blackfalds
The meeting was long overdue
We were in good cheer
So we drank all the beer
And babe, that's why I'm calling you

[Chorus 1]
I'm sorry my dear, I went drinking with Skil
And we caused a bit of a fuss
We walked to the bar
But walking back was too far
And we ended up stealing a bus (ow!)

[Verse 2]
The Oilers were on the TV (Ooo)
And we drank to their future success
McDavid did score
So we drank some more
Oh, pardon me please, I digress

[Chorus 2]
I'm sorry my dear, I went drinking with
Skil
And we really did let loosе
We decided I'd drivе
We're lucky to be alive
I can't say that for the bus, or the moose

[Verse 3]
We decided to hide the evidence (Ooo)
So we set the bus and the moose ablaze
Two mounties rode by I saw one of them cry
He said "Just what are you doing, eh?"

[Chorus 3]
I'm sorry my dear, I went drinking with
Skil And I'm in a Canadian jail
Could you go to the post office (Ooo)
Apply for a passport
So you can cross the border to pay my bail?

(Oow! Woo!)