Surf God

Had a dream last night
I was covered in sand
I could smell the beach
Then I woke up, and I knew what I had to do
Jumped up and grabbed the phone
Called the ones who I knew had nothing to do except waste away
On the bay

The sun shines bright up in the sky
I surf the waves, the tide is high
I'll never leave this place because
The beach is where I wish to die

Making my way down the highway
Cruising fast, smoking hash, problems left in the past
I just want to get away
Then I stopped at the liquor store
No shoes, no shirt, and I still got service
Loaded on booze and babes

The sun shines bright up in the sky
I surf the waves, the tide is high
I'll never leave this place because
The beach is where I wish to die

Drove straight into the sand
Got out of the car and ran (into the waves)
Saw Satan rounding the bend
On his surfboard hanging ten
He rides up to the shore
Then he comes to us and says
"Take this lettuce, set it aflame, come with me, and we'll surf 'til we're dead"